Author Archives: Paul Crabtree

A Class Act

Vegetables Matter In my Midlands youth it was regarded as uppity to serve broccoli to guests because in the language of vegetables broccoli was ‘moi’ when ‘I’ would do just fine. Similarly, it was way beyond our station to buy … Continue reading

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My Country, ‘Tis of Thee.

When the strains of the trio section of Elgar’s First Pomp and Circumstance March hit the airwaves the average Brit assumes it is time to salute the flag and start welcoming in song the once unstoppable spread of the British … Continue reading

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Johns Buying Pictures

“The region’s cultural hub, Portland has a striking art museum housing three centuries of art and architecture and a world-class permanent collection, performing arts centers, active historical and preservation groups, an art school and a university, a symphony orchestra, numerous … Continue reading

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The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. They lived contentedly with their mother, but the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes out in the big, wide world. Before they left, their mother told … Continue reading

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Bei der Uebersetzung Verloren

Everyday speech is full of poetry – There’s no-one here to take your call right now; please leave a message when you hear the tone. Few people would recognize this as perfect Iambic Pentameter (di-DUM five times over) that would … Continue reading

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Dr. Johnson’s Dog is Alive and Well and Living in California.

If members of the general public applaud the antics of an animal being paraded on its hind legs, any indulgence on their part is an acknowledgment of effort rather than quality, and is also tinged with sympathy for the poor … Continue reading

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Art, Place, Identity.

Sometimes it is a simple case of cash that lies at the heart of an ownership contest. A recent row between the town of Florence and the Tuscan State, in which both the city and the state each contends that … Continue reading

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Pope Joan

Driving home a nail into the door of the Schlosskirche in Wittenberg in 1517 on which to hang a list of 95 clerical abuses was Martin Luther’s act of whistle-blowing, unequivocally calling the Catholic Church to account for its intermingling … Continue reading

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Strike Tactics

When the cabin crew of British Airways announced a twelve-day strike to impact its customers flying around the world in late December 2009, thousands of vacations were disrupted, weddings were ruined, and the currency of the airline plummeted from the … Continue reading

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My Heart is What?

“My heart is inditing of a good matter; I speak of the things which I have made unto the King. Kings’ daughters were among the honourable women. Upon thy right hand did stand the Queen in vesture of gold, and … Continue reading

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